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ayo my name's william and i'm a huge baby mmhm

hiccupsapprentice:

beardsmelting:

every time i see this i laugh so hard i’m in physical pain

OOFFF COOOOURRSSSEEE IIITTTSSS AAANNNN OOORRAAANNGGEEE III JUUUSSSTTT TOOOOLLLDDD YOOOUUUU IIIITTTSSS AAANNNN OOORRRAAAANNGGGEEEEE

at least thane is amazing

i completely regret not picking female Shepard at the beginning of ME2

religiousmom:

when somebody shares TWO of your weird interests

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Baby: H-h
Parent: The baby's first words!
Baby: H-h h-h-h
Parent: House?? Hair???
Baby: H-h-h
Baby: Hi my name is Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way and I have long ebony black hair (that's how I got my name) with purple streaks and red tips that reaches my mid-back and icy blue eyes like limpid tears and a lot of people tell me I look like Amy Lee (AN: if u don't know who she is get da hell out of here!). I'm not related to Gerard Way but I wish I was because he's a major fucking hottie. I'm a vampire but my teeth are straight and white. I have pale white skin. I'm also a witch, and I go to a magic school called Hogwarts in England where I'm in the seventh year (I'm seventeen). I'm a goth (in case you couldn't tell) and I wear mostly black. I love Hot Topic and I buy all my clothes from there. For example today I was wearing a black corset with matching lace around it and a black leather miniskirt, pink fishnets and black combat boots. I was wearing black lipstick, white foundation, black eyeliner and red eye shadow. I was walking outside Hogwarts. It was snowing and raining so there was no sun, which I was very happy about. A lot of preps stared at me. I put up my middle finger at them.

tecchen:

that’s gross don’t do that

katsplanet:

i googled to see and it really is sad how similar “anti-sjw” comics on tumblr are to those of the anti-suffrage movement

luvloki19:

butiknevvhim:

the concept of the purge is actually really neat but its just the fact that everyone goes for murder as their ‘crime to commit’ like??? why??? i think theyre missing out on the fact that you could steal so many pizzas and not get in trouble

or diamonds, or like break into a mall and shop til u drop, get a new wardrobe, get that Maserati you always wanted, rob a bank and take billions so ur set for life…Murder??? SERIOUSLY???

catbountry:

yes-it-means-i-am-bread:

does anyone remember law4kids

like this kids’ website that had these shitty webcomics and animations telling them all about DA LAW

i mean this shit was hilarious even by itself

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BUT THEN PEOPLE STARTED MAKING PARODIES

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AND THEY JUST KEPT COMING

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This one was always my favorite:

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ikuzo-dattebayo:

Making this was so painful because i could only imagine what these characters would be like in smash

iguanamouth:


I can’t art so have this instead

!!!!!!!!

iguanamouth:

I can’t art so have this instead

!!!!!!!!

blackfemalepresident:

old ass ppl talk shit about my generation until they accidentally disable their wifi and cant figure out how to turn it back on

then im suddenly the mastermind of information & resources

robotlynx:

sighnless:

robotlynx:

lmao don’t try to scare me with that shit, everyone knows that skeletons aren’t fucking real. nerds

then explain this

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JESUS FUCKING CHRIST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!JESUS CHRISTJESUS FUCK

noobalert:

My favorite thing about being an archer in Skyrim is when the slow motion kill cam follows the arrow and you get to sit back and watch as it just absolutely misses the target.